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MY yuk yuk

MY yuk yuk[i]As tomorrow is my Bday again (already?) and I am here sick as a dog, Bronchitis, I am going to try to cheer myself up.[/i]Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?A. No, they both burn shorter!Q. Why do we put candles on top of...

Tags: poor guy, rich guy, birthday, friday yuk, jokes, jdclyde, yuk yuk, off-topic, jd-quick (formerly clyde)

Discussion threads 2006-06-01

Thursday Yuk Yuk (my turn)

Thursday Yuk Yuk my turnSorry folks, but it has just been that kind of day.---------------------------------------------------A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major...

Tags: friday yuk yuk, funny, humor, jd-quick (formerly clyde), jdclyde, off-topic, Sergeant Major, thursday yuk, yuk yuk

Discussion threads 2006-03-09

Holiday Yuk Yuk (11/23/05)

Holiday Yuk Yuk (11/23/05)Two ways to avoid the flu: Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise - because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk...

Tags: alcohol, CAREFUL, friday yuk, humor, jd-quick (formerly clyde), jdclyde, jokes, off-topic, ot

Discussion threads 2005-11-23

Thursday Yuk Yuk (10/27/05)

Thursday Yuk Yuk (10/27/05)As I have been on the road on the last few fridays, and tomorrow looks to be more of the same, I thought I would start this out.http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtmlExperimenting with Linux for Halloween.Mostly for the linux crowd, but I guess the commoners among us might enjoy this as...

Tags: friday yuk, Glad, humor, humour, jd-quick (formerly clyde), jdclyde, jokes, Linux, off-topic, Yuk Yuk

Discussion threads 2005-10-27

Additional Resources

Friday Yuk !!

[b]What happened to the Australians ? No Friday Yuk yet ? Its almost lunch time in the UK :p [/b]Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.The guilt

Tags: off-topic, comics, fun, friday yuk, jokes, stargazerr, mouse, jar, gasping,I, Irish Tee

Discussion threads 2006-11-10

hey Jessie...

tag search foroddly enoughyou'll find a few threads that may get some giggles.all based on Reuters oddly enough news articles.like the yuk posting I put in todays yuk.20/01/06

Tags: Jaqui

Discussion threads 2006-01-20

The I Got Bored Of Waiting YUK

Couldnt wait any longer for someone to make a YUK, I need to laugh so I thought i might as well make it myself. Heres my first imput - Funny and Useful :DBest Excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk...."They told me at the blood bank th

Tags: Steffi28, Voodoo, dildo

Discussion threads 2006-12-15

Friday Yuk 11/11

Multiple friday yuks - reposted earlier Yuk thread - http://techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=8&threadID=184374&start=0Cool thanks.

Tags: Friday Yuk

Discussion threads 2005-11-11

Friday Yuk

Some one-liners to start this weeks Friday Yuk.-----I love animals, they taste great.EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." Friends help you move. Real friends help you mo

Tags: club, friday yuk, fun, Honey, humour, husband, off-topic, prisoner, rob mekel

Discussion threads 2006-10-27

Friday Yuk {but actually it's Saturday Afternoon YUK}

Well as OZ isn't even the slightest bit concerned and it's now so late try this one.http://home.quicknet.com.au/colinluck/pages/images/therules.ppsI think that it's safe with most of the girls away. :DCol ]:)Blah blah blahIt's not bad Colin, I did get your mail and just didn't get around to replying.One thing you missed though,...

Tags: Friday Yuk

Discussion threads 2005-07-23

Friday Yuk

Friday YukSign of the timesThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was probably having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and that this would reflect badly on the whole family, she consulted the family doctor.

Tags: Oz_Media

Discussion threads 2005-02-25

Yuk, that don't look good.

I just checked out the CSS Reference Table download page: [ http://articles.techrepublic.com.com/5100-3513_11-5071268.html ] (was here: [ http://downloads.techrepublic.com.com/abstract.aspx?docid=307308&tag=nl.e055 ] which was broken earlier.) (from the Article: Getting Started with CSS)YUK, I don't think that's what you want it to look like.It doesn't look like the site is completely fixed yet folks....

Tags: CSS, dawgit, Yuk

Discussion threads 2007-08-07

Purely for the prevention of duplication - again!

There is a Yuk up today - but NZ-J has posted it in Network Admin.....despite his best efforts, though, I found it!This is just my way of stopping duplication - oh, yeah, and NeilB dropping himself in it again.Darn it.Should have let him.Happy Weekend, all!]:)GGtnx,Same to you GG :) and...

Tags: NETWORKING, Yuk

Discussion threads 2006-02-17

Don't post in "Don't post in TechMail's Yuk, post in MINE" post in SUPER

http://tinyurl.com/m8qu7If you like!No, post in MINE!.It's the best. Really, it is!http://tinyurl.com/6wbvyour all wronghttp://tinyurl.com/zopz8 is the ONLY yuk for the sophisticated TR Member! :DAs ever,right to the heart of the matter. :D

Tags: TechMail@...

Discussion threads 2006-08-04

Friday Yuk ( a late one)

Well I took the bikes up to the lake with a couple of freinds Wednesday so I missed the Yuk BUT, it's still Friday afternoon in my parts.Two golfers just came back to the club house for a drink. They overheard two Irish men talking,"I used to live in Dublin...

Tags: O'Leary

Discussion threads 2005-04-01

Blog organization

Just an idea about blog organization.Everytime you add an entry to a blog, why doesn't it have a place to put a subtitle for that specific rant?Number the posts.Have an index at the front with the post number, who made it, and the subtitle.Make this a clickable link.Make it more...

Tags: blog, Blog Organization, organization, finding, following, jdclyde, feedback, jd-quick (formerly clyde)

Discussion threads 2005-06-25

Friday Yuk (as in Where Is?)

Here it is Sunday and the latest Friday Yuk is over a week old. Help! It's cold and lonely here by myself. AAAArrrgggghhh!A white cane and some sunglasses for the man.There's the Impure Friday Yuck by GG and HAL 9000 Started another one of the plain vanilla variety....

Tags: Dawg, friday yuk, jzsdii@..., off-topic

Discussion threads 2005-12-11

Wednesday Yuk?????

Well I decided not to post a duplicate Friday Yuk. I searched TR, I scoured forums and searched old ones, no Friday Yuk? How could this be? The 26th was the last one started and it's the 31st today!Somewhere in the back of my tired and busy head...

Tags: Oz_Media

Discussion threads 2007-01-31

Friday Yuk - Special Gift

Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding Anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."The...

Tags: andrewb@..., driveway

Discussion threads 2007-05-10

OK 7.15 am on Friday Yuk time - Hear about the blonds who wanted

to die their hair?........They bought bottles of peroxide.

Tags: Deadly Ernest

Discussion threads 2007-06-07