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Friday Yuk
This is a pretty lame joke, but since there's no Yuk yet, I'll let 'er rip. (Man, disappear for a while and the place goes to hell!)A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.The priest...
Tags: DMambo, priest, card, spaghetti
Discussion threads 2007-09-14
SpyvSpyvSpy
Three Spy's - A, B & CA is watching BB is watching CC is watching ASore head with this one - how does it work out?This is a common event, whenever 3 women gettogether over coffee, they sit there watching each other wondering who's going to start gossiping about who...
Tags: C/C++, spaghetti
Discussion threads 2006-08-03

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Women in IT Suck
blog rootSpaghettiWomen should be at home cooking Spaghetti; not writing it!!!Most of the code that I've encountered in my 10 years in this field has proven that women can not write code. I don't know how many times I've had to re-write some junk that when I come to...
Tags: Gender and diversity, KaptKos, information technology, women
Discussion threads 2005-05-23
Web Applications - Spaghetti Code for the 21st Century
The software industry is currently in the middle of a paradigm shift. Applications are increasingly written for the World Wide Web rather than for any specific type of an operating system, computer or device. Unfortunately, the technologies used for web application development violate well-known software engineering principles. Furthermore, they have...
Tags: Web Application, Software Industry
White papers 2007-06-01
Slow network access after re-patching
I re-patched my comms cabinet last Monday, tired of working with what looked like an explosion in a spaghetti factory, anyway all seemed well until the next morning. Ever since it takes 5 minutes to save any changes to documents on the shared drives, S
Tags: it management, mail4simon@..., network, Slow Network, swITch
Discussion threads 2005-02-07
(Photos: Domestic tech trends)
Hmmm... don't know if will catch on?Hmmm... don't know if will catch on? Because coffee, ice cream, and spaghetti sauce are not bacteria. But good luck.also...wouldn't the uv light also cause colours to fade, much like being bleached by the sun..?
Tags: guyester@..., Hmmm, home appliance, off-topic, photograph
Discussion threads 2007-01-06
Video: TR Out Loud - October 17, 2008
In this week's episode of TROLOV -- that's TR Out Loud on Video -- you'll learn what discussions and members were most active on the boards, the difference between camera snapshots and video, the proper way for a dog to eat spaghetti, and much more. by Sonja Thompson
Tags: Video, Camera, Corporate Communications, Marketing, Sonja Thompson, CD-ROM, Microsoft Corp., Photograph, Consumer Electronics, Personal Technology
Blog posts 2008-10-17
TR Out Loud - October 17, 2008
In this week's episode of TROLOV -- that's TR Out Loud on Video -- you'll learn what discussions and members were most active on the boards, the difference between camera snapshots and video, the proper way for a dog to eat spaghetti, and much more. To listen to this...
Tags: TechRepublic Inc., Video, Camera, Corporate Communications, Corporate Governance, Marketing, Business Operations, Corporate Law, tr out loud, sonja thompson, trolov
Videos 2008-10-17
DOWNLOAD: Diagram your rack environment in detail with this Visio stencil
http://techrepublic.com.com/5138-1035-729406.htmlAfter you take a look at this download, please post your feedback, ideas for improvements, or further thoughts on this topic.Thanks,--The TechRepublic Content TeamThis might help novices to better understand the spagetti in the wiring closet.RE: This might help novices to better understand th...Or at least document the spaghetti :)Problem...
Tags: JodyGilbert, network, visio, rack, diagram, rick vanover, networking, Microsoft Visio
Discussion threads 2005-11-29
Infoconomy Case Study: Icelandair
Airline Icelandair calculated customers took 11 minutes to book a ticket using its systems; that was potentially sufficient disincentive to present a risk to the business. The ticket booking system was also creaking under the strain of the sheer number of systems with which it had to interact. Icelandair decided...
Tags: Infoconomy Ltd., Service-Oriented Architecture (SOA), Web Services, Middleware, Enterprise Software, Software
Case studies
KaleidoMorph Screensaver (exe)
KaleidoMorph will mesmerize and relax you as you watch kaleidoscopic patterns gracefully morph, and glide across your screen, painting beautiful pictures, and forming an endless variety of stunning computer generated images, and 3D shapes that resemble flowers, stars, supernovae, ripples, tattoos, snakes, and whatever else you can imagine. You will...
Tags: 3D
Software downloads 2005-11-09
TIBCO Moves Lufthansa Cargo From a Legacy System to a Flexible Future
Lufthansa Cargo AG LCAG is the freight subsidiary of Deutsche Lufthansa AG. Lufthansa Cargo's IT systems have grown over the years into a complex and heterogeneous spaghetti structure. Developing add-ons and adaptations to this system costs time and money, but is necessary for the optimal support of Lufthansa Cargo's time-definite...
Tags: TIBCO Software Inc., Lufthansa, Legacy System, Lufthansa Cargo, Hardware Upgrade, Strategy, Hardware, Management
Case studies
More than artists wired at the Grammys
AUDIO ENGINEERING ISN'T ALWAYS JUST BY THE METERSAudio engineering is probably the most difficult type of engineering there is.For the Grammys the exact studio mix would have to be achieved.The Grammy sound would have to exactly match the recording studio sound.Each musical group would demand that their own sound engineers...
Tags: Audio Engineering, BALTHOR, Grammy
Discussion threads 2007-02-14
Outlaws demo (exe)
Outlaws is a first-person, gun-slinging 3D action adventure in the tradition of a spaghetti western. The story of the game revolves around one James Anderson, an ex-marshal who has lived a quiet life with his wife and daughter until his life is shattered by a greedy land baron intent on...
Tags: 3D, Audio Card, Outlaws
Software downloads 1997-07-17
The Evolution of ETL - From Hand-Coded ETL to Tool-Based ETL
To build a data warehouse various tools are used like modeling tools to design a warehouse, database tools to physically build the database and loading the data and programming languages to extract the data from sources, apply business transformations and load it in consistent format. To achieve this goal in...
Tags: Warehouse, ETL, Tool, Vivan Technologies, Productivity, Research & Development, Databases, Business Operations, Enterprise Software, Software, Data Management
White papers 2007-06-12
Fish gotta swim, crumbs gotta fly
If you've read my confessional "10improvement goals for the less-than-perfect user," you know that Icould never lose my laptop. It would be too easy to track it down by followingthe trail of crumbs leading back to it. What else is there to do when you'resitting at a computer, knocking out...
Tags: Becky Roberts, keyboard
Blog posts 2006-03-14
Reference for colorful websites
I don't remember what I put in my profile.  My spaghetti brain doesn't work that way.  I keep some key bits of information and then the address to where the rest is located.  I guess that means I work on the pointer basis.  Anyway, in one of my lives I...
Tags: Web, Color, Web Site, Computer, Productivity, Channel Management, Marketing, Rebecca Ward
Blog posts 2007-03-26
Rules for ad hoc DB building?
I am a self-taught Access programmer wannabe, and so far have been able to cobble together anything anyone has wanted, for later-the-same-day answers to questions and crisis managment. (For a couple of months, I processed all the time for ~6K hourlies when the proper interface broke down, for example.) But...
Tags: database, Document, Paymeister, software
Discussion threads 2005-01-24
The Wacked Up News Update
And of interest in headlines:Bored Canadian Bureaucrat Begs For Donations to Escapehttp://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=internetNews&storyID=2006-03-22T180456Z_01_N22330671_RTRUKOC_0_US-CANADA-BOREDOM.xmlSend the man a dollar. Maybe our Canadian peers will thank us...Korean Museum Buys "Bottled" Shark for $4 Millionhttp://www.underwatertimes.com/news.php?article_id=35191002867Lord I wonder if I could sell them one of those Jackalopes I've seen on the side of the road....Man Dies...
Tags: BFilmFan
Discussion threads 2006-03-23
Project planning vs 'Just do it'
So, we have all had a project dumped on our laps.Guy at the top thinks its a 5 minute job etc etc.I currently have a project where I have two choices : 1. Plan to the nth degree, engage practically the whole of IT in order to get the project...
Tags: mparker_UK
Discussion threads 2005-05-31
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