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Wednesday Yuk?????
Well I decided not to post a duplicate Friday Yuk. I searched TR, I scoured forums and searched old ones, no Friday Yuk? How could this be? The 26th was the last one started and it's the 31st today!Somewhere in the back of my tired and busy head...
Tags: Oz_Media
Discussion threads 2007-01-31
Monday Yuk
Okay okay, I know it breaks the code but I got a couple of Yuks from friends this morning I thought may help someone else have a good day.But first...This past weekend was the 2006 Easter Seals 24hr relay in Burnaby BC. With 142 teams (10+35+ each team), each...
Tags: team, Bad Day???, Monday Yuk, off topic humour, jokes, Oz_Media, networking
Discussion threads 2006-06-19
Friday Yuk
Friday Yuk[b]NEW VIRUS[/b][i]Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called the "Senile Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take care of it so be warned. The virus appears to affect those of us who were born before...
Tags: sheik, Causes, off topic humour, HAL 9000, off-topic, e-mail, window, women
Discussion threads 2006-04-28
Late Friday Yuk
Well as no one has bothered to start off a Friday Yuk yet I'll guess it's up to me. :pYou lot must be having some very good weather in th Northern Hemisphere as there are so few of you actually contributing to any thing. I'm almost jealous. :(Interview with 104...
Tags: Col, D Col, Friday Yuk, HAL 9000, hAve, off topic humour, off-topic, Wal-Mart Stores Inc.
Discussion threads 2005-10-22
watch out for
watch out forthose magic missles.they can be dangerous.http://gprime.net/video.php/magicmissileFriday YukWhat makes life 100%?Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.How about achieving 103%?Here's a little math that might prove helpful.If:A B C D E...
Tags: SRB
Discussion threads 2005-09-30
Friday Yuk
Friday YukWell first of all I had to laugh at this one. It was pointed out on a local rock stationtoday, Google: FailureAnd a yuk to boot as if I can top that:[i][b]Warning, may be offensive to some readers[/b]{must be over 18 post your credit card number here _______)[/i]...
Tags: Oz_Media
Discussion threads 2005-09-16
Friday Yuk
Friday YukWell yet another week has come to an end, a quick one this time. Well, at least we can spend the weekends at home.IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.IN...
Tags: Social Security, WORK, Prison
Discussion threads 2005-09-09
Friday Yuk
Seeing as I can't see a Yuk this week:AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the...
Tags: Oz_Media
Discussion threads 2005-09-02
You can't be Canadian.
You can't be Canadian.You spelled "honor" correctly. :-)Bill Clinton is truly missed!!![b]It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious. [i]Just watched a show on Canadian TV.[/b][/i] There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill...
Tags: American Indians, Bill Clinton, friday yuk, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic, sleepin'dawg
Discussion threads 2005-08-31
Hockey Game
Hockey GameThis is a variation of a golf joke from a couple of weeks ago, but still good. So to honor the impending return of the NHL...An old man was sitting at the season's first Montreal Canadiens game next to an empty seat. As the National...
Tags: Microsoft Word, Microsoft Office, COSTELLO CALLS, Abbott
Discussion threads 2005-08-27
tuesday night friday yuk ->move to miscellaneous
just cause.1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.3. How about never? Is never good for you?4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.5....
Tags: Jaqui
Discussion threads 2005-08-24
Friday Yuk
Friday YukWell that was a fast week, long days actually working but enough of that, it's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAYYY!!! Again!10 Guinness'sAn American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness's in 10 minutes."Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to...
Tags: father, Fido, friday yuk, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic, Oz_Media
Discussion threads 2005-08-19
Friday Yuk
PWHEW, almost forgot the YUK again, I was just telling jd I better get going on this or Colin will have at me![u][b]Vulgar Parrot[/b][/u]A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little,"...
Tags: bird, Friday Yuk, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic, Oz_Media, Suzuki
Discussion threads 2005-08-05
Friday Yuk
Friday YukDon't remember if I posted this one before or not."A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, ''All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump,...
Tags: cowboy, friday yuk, horse, jockey, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic, Oz_Media, trainer
Discussion threads 2005-07-29
Friday Yuk
Friday YukWell, here's some fun with the state mottos that nobody can get on my case about. ;)[b]State Mottos ...what they could be.[/b]-Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity-Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!-Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat-Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything-California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your...
Tags: friday yuk, Have, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic, Oz_Media, REALLY, State Motto, tax
Discussion threads 2005-07-15
Friday Yuk
Friday Yuk[b]Women are like Slinkies.[/b]Women are like Slinkies....They're not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Tags: Oz_Media
Discussion threads 2005-06-17
Well...
Well...Enjoy your day off with the boys and lunch with the cute geek. Don't worry about us poor saps that have to come to work tomorrow... hugely pregnant and having to crawl around under people's desks and plug in stupid stuff to people's computers... Whoa is me......
Tags: DC-8, Eastern 702, friday yuk, jd-quick (formerly clyde), jdclyde, jokes, Message Tower, off topic humour, off-topic
Discussion threads 2005-06-09
Can coldwater clean dishes?
Can coldwater clean dishes?This is for all the germ conscious folk who worry about using cold water to clean. ItGirliJohn went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of...
Tags: cowboy, drunk, duck, friday yuk, grandfather, John, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic, Oz_Media, plate, women
Discussion threads 2005-06-02
Friday Yuk
Friday YukThe AOL Car1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer.2. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player.3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try...
Tags: America Online Inc., car owner, friday yuk, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic, Oz_Media
Discussion threads 2005-05-13
Friday yuk
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists... two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We...
Tags: agent, friday yuk, gun, Info-Safety, LLC, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic
Discussion threads 2005-04-28


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