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I'm on a training course soon on how to interview people for technical positions given by HRThis will make sure I'm aware that I can't ask stupid questions like What colour are you ?When are you going to become pregnant?How old are you ?T

Tags: off-topic, recruitment, hr, Human Resources, Tony Hopkinson, insult

Discussion threads 2006-11-16

You "Global Warming" people ARE IDIOTS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=413216&in_page_id=1770&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=NEWS&ct=5It's all about control and higher taxes, people. AND YOU DID IT TO YOURSELVES!LINK - You ALL deserve THE

Tags: maxwell edison, wanker, insult, Max

Discussion threads 2006-10-29

Microsoft security service to ship in June

What????MS has the audacity to charge for security annually on it's own unstable security-ridden products? This isn't just double dipping this is one of those "bend over" moments if you're fool enough to buy into this. They should be paying us, the unwilling, unwitting customers for the years and years...

Tags: Microsoft Corp., windows, security, insult, Sheeva, Linux

Discussion threads 2006-02-08

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32-Bit Insulter (rar)

Build your dictionary by typing in or importing a list of words. Set your sentence length or randomise it. Store favourite insults. Multiple dictionaries. MSN Messenger style tray insult feature. Extremely simple to use. Enter some words and click the Insult Me button. Version 3 may include unspecified updates, enhancements,...

Tags: 32-bit, Dictionary

Software downloads 2007-02-26

10 signs that you aren't cut out to be an IT consultant

IT consultant job descriptionI beg your pardon for my ignorance, but please explain me if an "IT consultant" job is more with HW, rather with SW and/or business consultancy? What do you understand under the term "IT consultant"?I refer you to the wise sage of IT consultants... DogbertSource: http://homepage.tinet.ie/~odyssey/Quotes/Popular/Comics/Dilbert.htmlQuote: "I...

Tags: B.Balvocius, IT-consultant, Dogbert

Discussion threads 2007-09-26

Elf Bowling 7 1/7: The Last Insult (exe)

Elf Bowling 7 1/7: The Last Insult: Hold on to your stockings! Those crazy elves are up to no good and Santa needs your help to show them what the true meaning of 'strike' really is! It's quirky, hilarious bowling fun just in time for the holiday season! Compete in...

Tags: Mice, Quality, Games, Hardware, Peripherals, Business Operations, Personal Technology

Software downloads 2007-11-28

HeckleWorks Pro (gz)

HeckleWorks is a robotic heckle, jibe, insult and realtime personality evaluation generator. The "Yell Continuously" function can generate a constant stream of heckles, and vocalise them a variety of voices. A highly configurable timer allows the user to set up intermittent heckling, lying latent in the background.

Tags: HeckleWorks, Telecommunications

Software downloads 2005-10-23

Sandee's blog

blog rootFunny storyI'll start my blog with my favorite IT support story.  Someonecalled for help, because their computer was locked up.  Afterlistening to what was wrong, I suggested they do aCTRL-ALT-DELETE  to stop the locked application +/or reboot thecomputer.  This caller insisted that CTRL-ALT-DELETE does NOTwork, that it NEVER has...

Tags: Blogging, PRODUCTIVITY, skurtz, Ctrl-Alt-Delete, blog

Discussion threads 2006-03-02

without paying how to get windows update key

i want to change my windows xp to genuineBuy a legal copyfrom a store or from Microsoft. No one here will give you a legit key.turn in your dealer and MS will give you a copyIf you write a letter to microsoft incriminating the one who sold you the...

Tags: xeero_cool@..., window, Microsoft Corp.

Discussion threads 2007-05-10

Study: Wikipedia as accurate as Britannica

After Reading this , One questionAfter carefully reading this thing, I can only ask one question.HOW MUCH DID WIKIBABY PAY FOR THIS?Do you think we're fools?.Your going to compare a two bit everybody's opinion type of "Encyclopedia" and dare to compare it to Britannica one of the finest in...

Tags: Wiki, Wikipedia, joke

Discussion threads 2005-12-19

Critical Windows patch may wreak PC havoc

Now Ain't that Somethin'I guess MS really outdid itself this time! I'll have to keep the fire extinguisher handy.not the worstAt least this isn't as bad as the way Microsoft screwed up large sections of the Internet by releasing patches that uninstalled each other, thus rendering the affected systems...

Tags: Critical Windows, Critical Windows patch, Microsoft Corp., Microsoft Windows, Monsieur_Henri, PC, security, windows

Discussion threads 2005-10-18

CISA Vs CISSP

Hi there,I want to know difference between CISA and CISSP exams.Does anybody know about the difference in the same and their market value.Thanks in advance.CISSP covers more groundNot to insult the integrity of the CISA, the CISSP is more recognized in the field and demands more for certification. CISSP...

Tags: CISA, CISSP CBT, Mandar

Discussion threads 2004-12-01

Trickshot (exe)

Step inside and challenge the hustlers to a game of snooker or pool in any of the 8 themed virtual chat rooms. A virtual chat system allows you to insult, flatter, and challenge the guys and girls and proclaim yourself the king of snooker and pool in your bid for...

Tags: Table, Chat System, Games, Personal Technology

Software downloads 2005-05-18

Working with the GridView control in ASP.NET 2.0

Gridview Control in VB.NET 2.0Hi,I am new to VB.NET 2.0. I am developing a simple application using a Gridview control in one of my forms. My problem is, the Gridview control has 1 row with 2 columns which the user can use to input data at runtime. The Gridview was...

Tags: m_umoetuk@..., Gridview Control, vb.net 2.0, programming, ASP.NET 2.0, Microsoft ASP.NET

Discussion threads 2007-02-28

Outlook 2002 messages archieved after reading.

I am working on a Dell 2400Windows XP Home with Outlook 2002 installed. When an e-mail message has been read and then closed it disappears from the Inbox. I can't locate a configuration setting that will keep the message in the Inbox. Can you help?Thanks, FrenchFriesA couple...

Tags: Microsoft Office, Groupware, E-mail clients, Microsoft Outlook

Discussion threads 2005-08-19

Sci-fi's ten most evil computers

CNET's Crave blog lists the Top 10 Evil Computers from science fiction movies, television, comic books, and video games: 1. BOSS - Dr. Who: The Green Death 2. SkyNet - The Terminator 3. Queeg 500 - Red Dwarf 4. MODOK - Marvel Comics ...

Tags: CNET Networks Inc., Star Trek, Science Fiction, Computer, Productivity, Jay Garmon

Blog posts 2007-12-14

New Vistas for Microsoft--so why not Europe?

Typical yank power drivelOk, Europe may not feature in your view of the software world but to belittle the EU's efforts to reign in corporate bullying and other questionable business practices that you seem to think are acceptable is a bit suspect. Are you waving the flag so enthusiastically just...

Tags: xenophobia, jingoism, Gartner Inc., Loblox, it management, Microsoft Corp., Microsoft Windows Vista

Discussion threads 2006-08-24

Pickton pleads not guilty to 26 counts

Robert Pickton stood in court and answered "not guilty" in a soft voice to 26 counts of first-degree murder yesterday.He is accused of murdering Downtown Eastside hookers and feeding them to his pigs, on the Port Coquitlam farm he lived on.full article from local newspaper:http://www.canada.com/theprovince/news/story.html?id=2a80489c-b2bb-40a7-8def-41ec626883f0&k=82157No Canadian Bacon for me.Not anymore....

Tags: Canadian Bacon, addict

Discussion threads 2006-01-31

The TR T-Shirt Era has arrived!

TechRepublic is going to start selling TR T-Shirts!After a several rounds of internal competition and debate, we've narrowed our first TR T-Shirt design to three candidates. One of these will make the cut for a full production run to be sold through our catalogue (where all those Books & CDs...

Tags: TR T-shirt, Design

Discussion threads 2006-09-08

need vista drivers for compaq evo n180

Hi all,i wonder if anyone can help me?i need windoes vista drivers for my compaq evo n180 notebook.and not any drivers....the vga drivers.I want to connect an external vga monitor to the notebook but it doesn't pick it up so i figured i need an vista driver update on my...

Tags: Monitors & displays, Corporate communications, stefan@..., monitor

Discussion threads 2007-06-15