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Windows Vista to 'freeze dry' PCs before patching: In Search of the Holy Grail for Patching(soon to be a movie!)It seems to me the 'Holy Grail' of patching would be zero patches :)I love comedy.I count three jokes in one paragraph."It will even be possible to patch some applications while they are in use..."Help desk techs will love...; Tags: ahh! more operating system security problems windows software bugs, Dr Dij, HA HA HA, joke, Microsoft Windows, Microsoft Windows Vista, operating system, patch management, PC, security; Discussion threads 2005-09-06

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NT: Who likes my E-mail namethey let you do that at work? Ha Ha ha; Tags: Drug@..., Microsoft Windows NT, windows; Q&A 2004-10-11
Advanced Availability for VMware Infrastructure 3 - Veritas Cluster Server for HA, DR and More...: Where a hardware failure may have previously impacted a single application, with virtualization multiple applications would now be affected. It's like having too many eggs in one basket. There is a greater need for a single HA/DR solution that is application aware and provides -to-end capabilities for true high availability....; Tags: VERITAS Cluster Server, VERITAS Software Corp., Server, VMware Inc., Disaster Recovery, Storage, Hardware; Webcasts 2007-11-01
Hardware DEP saves day again on VML IE exploit: Ha-HaThats what you get for looking at porn with IE! ;); Tags: AstroCreep, george ou, hardware, Hardware DEP, off-topic; Discussion threads 2006-09-21
VMware Infrastructure: Automating High Availability (HA) Services With VMware HA: VMware Infrastructure 3 delivers comprehensive virtualization, management, resource optimization, application availability and operational automation capabilities in an integrated offering. VMware High Availability HA, a new capability in VMware Infrastructure 3, helps customers improve service levels for any application by implementing cost-effective virtualization-based high-availability solutions that are both easy to use...; Tags: High Availability, VMware Inc., VMware Infrastructure 3; White papers 2006-06-05

Funny Job Description: Ha ha haha ....had to chuckle.Found on Dice.com, this is only a part of the whole thing.Candidate will work on an enterprise data obfuscation project that will build out a hardware infrastructure environment.Are they trying to build infrastructure to hide structure?Hee heeCuteit's obvious..they are contracted to the us government and...; Tags: CuteElf, career, job; Discussion threads 2005-08-16
Is your soil moist? Ask the 10-inch sensor: Ha haYou certainly have high expectations of this miraculous sensor. It sounds to me like just another of the hundreds of products available to help people avoid killing their plants. This one has a USB interface. Except for that you can find lots o; Tags: stress junkie; Discussion threads 2006-11-06
Technical White Paper for None Stop Forwarding: As the network develops, users raise higher requirements for network HA High Availability. NSF None Stop Forwarding is an HA technology that can ensure normal data forwarding when the control plane of a router fails, thus protecting key services on the network. Currently, NSF is seeing wider and wider applications....; Tags: National Science Foundation, Network, Networking; White papers 2007-01-17
A High Availability Case Study: This informative Webcast details High Availability HA technologies, and then turns the spotlight on an IT director to describe in his own words an HA implementation. As IT director of a large 24x7 manufacturing company will relate experiences with both DR and high availability solutions. His company successfully evolved its...; Tags: High Availability; Webcasts
Ensure Exchange Availability with Transaction Replication: Delivering greater than 99% uptime for Microsoft Exchange requires deployment of high availability HA and disaster recovery DR solutions, but which one is right for your organization? Buying HA/DR solutions for Exchange is a bit like shopping for insurance. It's not something you expect to use daily,...; Tags: Solution, Cemaphore Systems Inc., Replication, Disaster Recovery, Data Management; White papers 2006-10-01
HA Computer Dictionary (zip): HA Computer Dictionary is a comprehensive dictionary of computer related terms and abbreviations containing definitions of more than 10,000 terms. You can easily search for a word with its ultra fast searcher. This version is the first release on CNET Download.com.; Tags: Dictionary, Hassan, HA Computer Dictionary, Productivity; Software downloads 2008-09-16
Maximum Availability Architecture: This paper describes a technical architecture that removes the complexity of designing a highly available HA architecture for your business. Maximum Availability Architecture MAA is a simple, redundant, and robust architecture that prevents, detects, and recovers from different outages within a small mean time to recovery MTTR, as well as...; Tags: Oracle Corp., Architecture, Maximum Availability Architecture, Blade Servers, Manufacturing, Databases, Enterprise Software, Servers, Hardware, Software, Data Management; White papers 2005-06-01
Ensuring True High Availability for Microsoft Exchange: If there is a "killer app," it's e-mail. Business communications rely heavily on e-mail, and an increasingly mobile base of users and clients continually lowers the tolerance for e-mail downtime. How can you ensure the high availability HA levels that users and executives demand? What can third-party tools offer, and...; Tags: Microsoft Exchange Server 2007, Microsoft Exchange Server, High Availability, XOSoft, Microsoft Corp., Computer Associates International Inc.; Webcasts 2008-01-15
What They Didn't Print in the Doc: HA Best Practices: The Maximum Availability Architecture MAA represents the optimum high availability HA architecture and set of best practices to accommodate the most stringent requirements for business continuity with the least amount of complexity. It provides details on how to configure, deploy, and manage MAA and other key HA architectures and configurations....; Tags: Oracle Corp., High Availability, Best Practice, Maximum Availability Architecture; White papers 2005-09-01
Data Center High Availability Clusters Design Guide: This paper describes how to design and deploy High Availability HA clusters to provide uninterrupted access to data, even if a server loses network or storage connectivity, or fails completely, or if the application running on the server fails. Clusters define a collection of servers that operate as if they...; Tags: Data Center, Storage, High Availability, Servers, Hardware; White papers 2007-01-17
Extra Internet Security Software for VIsta OS: I just bought the HP Pavilion 6000n computer with Vista installed already. The tech guy at Circuit City said that I would need the additional software (I forget the name of it, but it's connected with Microsoft) to protect against spyware, phishing, malware, etc, etc. This was an...; Tags: Microsoft Windows Vista (Longhorn), PRODUCTIVITY, Tools & Techniques, Cyberthreats, SECURITY, kristindewey@..., Internet, Ha-ha, Microsoft Windows Vista, software, Vista OS, Internet security, computer, operating system; Discussion threads 2007-05-25
Bird Busts Cheating Heart Woman: And now for something truly off the wall, a parrot that ratted out a cheating girlfriend:http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/01/17/uk.parrot/index.htmlO M Gpayback's a b!tch, innit?Ha ha ha!"and all the other phrases she used with Gary" makes me wonder.Cutenow THAT is coolfriggin awesome...I'm gettin me one of those birds...watchbirds!who needs a hidden camera when you've...; Tags: bird; Discussion threads 2006-01-17
Protecting Business-Critical Applications in a VMware Infrastructure 3 Environment Using Veritas Cluster Server for VMware ESX: This paper begins with a brief overview of the problems of High Availability HA and Disaster Recovery DR in the virtual environment. Due to server clustering, outages have the potential to affect many servers at once, possibly causing a corresponding failure among many mission-critical applications. The paper then presents several...; Tags: VERITAS Cluster Server, Symantec Corp., VERITAS Software Corp., Environment, VMware Inc., VMWare ESX, Ip storage, Servers, Hardware; White papers 2008-01-01
Veritas Cluster Server HA/DR Fire Drill: Technology Overview of Automated Disaster Recovery Testing: Fire Drill builds upon the proven reliability, stability, and automated capabilities of Veritas Cluster Server HA/DR, offering customers a comprehensive and automated means of testing applications regardless of the disaster recovery solution employed. The process is repeatable and is consistent with the tools, utilities, and commands that the administrators are...; Tags: VERITAS Cluster Server, VERITAS Software Corp., Fire Drill, Disaster Recovery, Storage, Data Management, Hardware; White papers 2007-08-01
Advice on email server: Hi all,I wonder is someone could offer me some advice.I have 2 computers on a home network both using Windows XP home.I would like to have a central mailbox that can be accessed at the same time on both machines.I have tried to use Outlook and Public ShareFolder, but the...; Tags: E-mail, E-mail servers, Groupware, Microsoft Windows XP, server, Public ShareFolder, Microsoft Exchange Server; Discussion threads 2005-02-04

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