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Friday Yuk
Friday Yuk"If skirts become much shorter,"Said the typist with a blush,"There'll be two more cheeks to powderand a lot more hair to brush!"Kids in the front seat cause accidents.Accidents in the back seat cause kids.The boy stood on the burning deckand wondered why he'd been born.His father said "You wouldn't...
Tags: friday yuk, Gabriel, GuruOfDos, Man, off-topic
Discussion threads 2005-11-11
You have to love a giddy kipper
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Tags: Blogging, GuruOfDos
Discussion threads 2005-08-12
Friday Yuk
Friday YukThe doggies held a conference; they came from near and far.Some of them came by train or plane and some by bus or car.As each noble canine queued to sign the delegates book.Each doggy took his arsehole off and hung it on a hook.Well as they were convening, each...
Tags: bed, friday yuk, GuruOfDos, humour, off-topic, oldest profession, risque, train
Discussion threads 2005-08-12
GOD is saying goodbye
GOD is saying goodbyeNo, not 'the big man upstairs', but GuruOfDos.As many of you know, my life took a bit of a sudden turn a couple of months back. Those familiar with the goings on in the Guru household and the tales of woe with transatlantic law, immigration, new fatherhood...
Tags: computer, God, GuruOfDos, new life, off-topic
Discussion threads 2004-12-03
My (last) Friday Yuk
Two country bumpkins were sat in a pub having a beer. One was telling the other about the new flame he had met. He was saying that she was a local girl from the next village and that the rumour was that, at 24, she was still a virgin."Well Harry",...
Tags: alcohol, cat detector, cat detector van, detector kit, detector van, GuruOfDos, off-topic, van, Well Harry
Discussion threads 2004-12-03
Upgrade path
Upgrade pathIn the mid 1990's I had a package (let's refer to it as Version 1) that I had to support for about four or five years. Pretty good manufacturers support but with the kind of package we are talking about, towards the end of the life-cycle, support couldn't help...
Tags: bolt-on
Discussion threads 2004-10-01
Friday Yuk
Friday YukRight now I don't have too much to laugh or even smile about, so come on Oz, Mae and the rest of you comedians. Cheer me up, how 'bout it, or do I HAVE to get the Jeff Foxworthy CD's out?there is a post already started with some funny...
Tags: Eric Tomaszewski, gerbil, GuruOfDos, Kiki, off-topic, rectum
Discussion threads 2004-10-01

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Finding the right IT career is as simple as doing what you love
For many, choosing an IT career path isn't an easy decision. Find out what TechRepublic members suggested to a college student looking for career-path advice. As a bonus, we've included helpful links to other TechRepublic career resources.Deciding on an IT career track can seem like an overwhelming task, especially for...
Tags: Professional development, Bill Detwiler, career, hardware, software, IT career, information technology
Technical articles 2001-11-01
jkaras had a good idea - Retire an alias - A Member Hall of Fame
.http://techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=8&threadID=164417&messageID=1683394Football stadiums have a "ring of fame", jerseys are retired and "hung from the rafters" of basketball and hockey arenas, major league baseball will retire a jersey number, we have various sports halls of fame, the rock and roll hall of fame, and so on.A TechRepublic member "hall of fame",...
Tags: fame, alias
Discussion threads 2004-12-03
First revised thread display mock-up
First revised thread display mock-upThis link will take you to sMoRTy71's first mock-up of our revised top-level thread display. http://img.com.com/i/tr/member_sig_meter_1108.gifThe major new feature here is the rating meter. We've been developing a community member "quarterback rating tool" for lack of a better term. It tracks certain key data points in...
Tags: Compare Max, feedback, Jay, site improvements, The Trivia Geek
Discussion threads 2004-11-10
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