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- Wednesday Yuk?????
- Well I decided not to post a duplicate Friday Yuk. I searched TR, I scoured forums and searched old ones, no Friday Yuk? How could this be? The 26th was the last one started and it's the 31st today!Somewhere in the back of my tired and busy head...
- Tags: Oz_Media
- Discussion threads 2007-01-31
- Friday Yuk
- Well I was dawdling about on a car detailin site and found a cool jokes page. There was a whole section for Yugo jokes, remember the Yugo?? http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/Worst-Cars/Images/finalists/yugo.jpg:)Here yugo, 1) Why wer
- Tags: friday yuk, jokes, Jones, minister, off topic humor, off-topic, Oz_Media, Yugo
- Discussion threads 2006-12-28
- Friday Yuk
- Well I haven' started one in a while, so hopefully nobody beat me to it.A little boy is sitting on his porch, gazing into a box with six, newborn puppies in it. George Bush was out for a Sunday jog and stopped to ask the boy, "Hi son, what...
- Tags: friday yuk, humour, off topic jokes, off-topic, Oz_Media, Ted Kennedy
- Discussion threads 2006-10-06
- What...NO yuk?
- Just because Neil thinks that 'someone' will actually be able to start on eby himself?Well time zones are ticking away, so here's a start. If 'Mr.X' decides to take up the gaunlet and start one, all the power to him, if not, I'm not waiting for that yokel.____________________________________________Are you...
- Tags: friday yuk, humour, jokes, Neil, off-topic, Oz_Media
- Discussion threads 2006-01-27
- watch out for
- watch out forthose magic missles.they can be dangerous.http://gprime.net/video.php/magicmissileFriday YukWhat makes life 100%?Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.How about achieving 103%?Here's a little math that might prove helpful.If:A B C D E...
- Tags: SRB
- Discussion threads 2005-09-30
- Friday Yuk
- Friday YukWell first of all I had to laugh at this one. It was pointed out on a local rock stationtoday, Google: FailureAnd a yuk to boot as if I can top that:[i][b]Warning, may be offensive to some readers[/b]{must be over 18 post your credit card number here _______)[/i]...
- Tags: Oz_Media
- Discussion threads 2005-09-16
- Friday Yuk
- Friday YukWell yet another week has come to an end, a quick one this time. Well, at least we can spend the weekends at home.IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.IN...
- Tags: Social Security, WORK, Prison
- Discussion threads 2005-09-09
- Friday Yuk
- Seeing as I can't see a Yuk this week:AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the...
- Tags: Oz_Media
- Discussion threads 2005-09-02
- Friday Yuk
- Friday YukWell that was a fast week, long days actually working but enough of that, it's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAYYY!!! Again!10 Guinness'sAn American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness's in 10 minutes."Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to...
- Tags: father, Fido, friday yuk, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic, Oz_Media
- Discussion threads 2005-08-19
- Friday Yuk
- PWHEW, almost forgot the YUK again, I was just telling jd I better get going on this or Colin will have at me![u][b]Vulgar Parrot[/b][/u]A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little,"...
- Tags: bird, Friday Yuk, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic, Oz_Media, Suzuki
- Discussion threads 2005-08-05
- Friday Yuk
- Friday YukDon't remember if I posted this one before or not."A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, ''All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump,...
- Tags: cowboy, friday yuk, horse, jockey, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic, Oz_Media, trainer
- Discussion threads 2005-07-29
- Friday Yuk
- Friday YukWell, here's some fun with the state mottos that nobody can get on my case about. ;)[b]State Mottos ...what they could be.[/b]-Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity-Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!-Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat-Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything-California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your...
- Tags: friday yuk, Have, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic, Oz_Media, REALLY, State Motto, tax
- Discussion threads 2005-07-15
- Friday Yuk
- Friday Yuk[b]Women are like Slinkies.[/b]Women are like Slinkies....They're not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
- Tags: Oz_Media
- Discussion threads 2005-06-17
- Can coldwater clean dishes?
- Can coldwater clean dishes?This is for all the germ conscious folk who worry about using cold water to clean. ItGirliJohn went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of...
- Tags: cowboy, drunk, duck, friday yuk, grandfather, John, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic, Oz_Media, plate, women
- Discussion threads 2005-06-02
- Friday Yuk
- Friday YukThe AOL Car1. The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer.2. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player.3. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try...
- Tags: America Online Inc., car owner, friday yuk, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic, Oz_Media
- Discussion threads 2005-05-13
- Friday Yuk
- Friday Yuk[u][b]The Perfect Day[/b][/u][b]The Perfect Day - Her[/b]8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale9:30 Light Breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe1:45 Shopping2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs3:00 Facial, massage, nap7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing10:00...
- Tags: friday yuk, jokes, off topic humuor, off-topic, Oz_Media, Perfect Day, women
- Discussion threads 2005-04-29
- Smorty and Jay!
- NOW I get what you meant about the tags! WOW that's really cool!Cleaner layout, font's look cleaner now too. Well done and keep it up!TWO THUMBS UP!Glad you like itWe hope to add more cool stuff around tags over the next few weeks.smWe'll also take suggestions...If you have any...
- Tags: Friday Yuk, love tagging!, off-topic, Oz_Media, site improvements, tr editors, VPN
- Discussion threads 2005-04-14
- Friday Yuk
- Friday Yuk[b]TOP 5 Reasons NOT to get a face transplant[/b]5)If you happen to get one of Michael Jackson's old ones, you could never teach third grade again.4)Saving face now requires dry ice and extra attic space.3)Local punks keep stealing the jar by Eleanor Rigby's door.2)When you do a face-plant while...
- Tags: /B, /U, beer, DOS Beer, friday yuk, jokes, manufacturer, Microsoft Windows, off topic humour, off-topic, Oz_Media, Windows 3.1 Beer
- Discussion threads 2005-04-15
- Friday Yuk
- Friday YukWell another 7 sleeps later and it's Friday again.Computer JokeSupport: "Is there a floppy inside your drive?"Customer: "No. It says Intel inside"Boooooo. I know there's nothing funny about computers really, too lame._+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++_One day, Little Johnny visited a doctor for a vaccination. After the doctor gave him an injection,...
- Tags: friday yuk, jokes, off topic humour, off-topic, One-day Pablo, Oz_Media, Paco, pant
- Discussion threads 2005-04-08
- Friday Yuk ( a late one)
- Well I took the bikes up to the lake with a couple of freinds Wednesday so I missed the Yuk BUT, it's still Friday afternoon in my parts.Two golfers just came back to the club house for a drink. They overheard two Irish men talking,"I used to live in Dublin...
- Tags: O'Leary
- Discussion threads 2005-04-01
