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Me and Chuck Norris are alike
I have never done push ups, the earth moves away instead.My computer does not get virus's, virus's get me.I am so tough that hardware becomes software.I am the 8th layer of the OSI model.I am not on the internet, the internet is on me.I am not part of the universe,...
Tags: Gender and diversity, Chuck Norris, FluxIT
Discussion threads 2007-10-11
Friday Yuk
Friday YukThere is a Thursday oneyuk but that wasn't very funny. Its Friday here where imaginary people live.So here is a Friday one (Upside Down Time UDT) that might not be very funny either but I can't believe there is no Chuck Norris in the TR.So here is some Chuck...
Tags: Chuck Norris
Discussion threads 2006-02-23

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Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain! 1.0.9 (Mobile)
Chuck Norris - Bring on the Pain isn't just a game. It's your invaluable guide to being better than yourself, because you're Chuck Norris, and he's better than you. That's a fact. (PocketGamer.co.uk: 10/10 GOLD Award) Step into the boots of Americas toughest man in the first Chuck Norris game...
Tags: Apple iPhone, Mobile, Ludigames, Games, Smart Phones, Personal Technology, Consumer Electronics
Software downloads 2009-12-04
Chuck Norris Facts Generator 1 (Windows)
It shows one random Chuck Norris Fact, out of a large list of all the best facts. There is such favorites as Chuck Norris has two speeds, Walk and Kill or Outer Space exists as it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris. This version is...
Tags: Generator, Lance O'Grady, Microsoft Windows, Operating Systems, Software
Software downloads 2007-06-28
Chuck Norris Facts 1 (Windows)
This is a newer, diffferent Chuck Norris Facts generator with nicer skins available. Generates a random Chuck Norris fact from the best list of facts. This version is the first release on CNET Download.com.
Tags: Generator, Skin, Lance O'Grady, Microsoft Windows, Operating Systems, Software
Software downloads 2007-06-28
Chuck Norris Syndrome and IT project failure
To determine whether your organization suffers from Chuck Norris Syndrome, ask your team this simple question, "Are our projects repeatedly late, over-budget, or not meeting planned expectations?" by Michael Krigsman
Tags: Syndrome, Information Technology, Project Failure, Team Management, Management, Michael Krigsman
Blog posts 2009-05-11
iChuck: Norris Joke Generator 1.1 (Mobile)
This is the definitive Chuck Norris Joke Generator. If you do not download this App immediately Chuck Norris may or may not roundhouse kick you in the face at a heretofore unspecified time of his choosing!FEATURES:- Over 400 of the absolute best Chuck Norris jokes including refined / brand new...
Tags: Mobile, Joke, Digital Motion
Software downloads 2008-11-13
TGIF
Okay, so we're in double wide trailers while our building gets remodeled. It's -6 degrees outside. I got here this morning and the freaking heat isn't working.We learned that plugging in two space heaters will trip the breaker, so I'm trying to heat my office (shared with one...
Tags: Chuck Norris, heater, space heater
Discussion threads 2009-01-16
Whats your favorite conspiracy theory?
Mine is the CIA is using mind control rays and lasers to erase awareness of the existence of Alien Lifeforms in the general public ala Men in Black.Any good conspiracy should be ale to link in with any other conspiracy....The CIA agents responsible for the Alien control are actually a...
Tags: Government, Leadership, assassination, CIA, motivation, conspiracy theory
Discussion threads 2008-07-28
Playing a MMORPG is not all fun and games, you better have the right vocabulary
Expand our vocabularyThe downloadable version of this article is available here:http://techrepublic.com.com/5138-22-6068227.htmlDo you play an MMORPG? Do you have a term you think should be added to our list? Visit the Technologia Wiki page to add it or add it to this discussion thread.http://wiki.techrepublic.com/twiki/bin/view/TRWOWGuild/WebHomeThanks!This is great! I've never heard Twisting,...
Tags: vocabulary, MMORPG, off topic, world of warcraft, geekend, technologia, Mark W. Kaelin, game
Discussion threads 2006-05-03
TechRepublic For The Over 12s?
TechRepublic For The Over 12s?The quality of the threads, the subjects posted and the responses are becoming a tad juvenile, tedious and rather silly, in my opinion.Are we really bothered with the bi-monthly "Stupid things that users do"? This is hackneyed and pointless. Then there are the 'desperate' who go...
Tags: robb06
Discussion threads 2006-05-18
A Snacky adventure in the World of Warcraft
First there was Leroy Jenkins, and then there was Chuck Norris. Now there is Snacky. As a Horde guild, Technologia doesn't spend much time with Gnomes unless it is to dispatch them with all due haste. But sometimes, a little Gnome humor can brighten your day. In...
Tags: GNOME, Adventure, Snacky Series, Open Source, Mark Kaelin
Blog posts 2007-08-21
Top 10 news items, September 15: What's interesting in IT security this week
There's always a lot going on in the world of IT security. In any given week, I read about literally hundreds of vulnerability disclosures, high-profile security breaches, and changes in the security landscape for information technology. Press releases with a lot of spin on them, the boring minutiae of patch...
Tags: Software, Malicious Code, Security, IT Security, Information Technology, Vulnerability, MhZ91, Chad Perrin
Blog posts 2007-09-15
Chuck Norris Facts (Cody Plummer) 2.2 (Windows)
Over 350 unique facts for your entertainment. It uses the Windows system voice to speak the facts. This version is the first release on CNET Download.com.
Tags: Cody Plummer, Microsoft Windows, Operating Systems, Advertising & Promotion, Telecommunications, Software, Marketing
Software downloads 2007-07-25
Free Jokes Toolbar 2.07 (Windows)
Free Jokes Toolbar - Find Every Known Joke. Can't remember that really funny blonde joke. Need to find some great clean jokes for that public speech. Have you only heard about the Chuck Norris jokes - but you don't know any yourself. No problem just download this free toolbar and...
Tags: Toolbar, Microsoft Windows, Slappi-Nee Productions
Software downloads 2007-05-10
Neon Tango 1.0 (Mac)
If Chuck Norris had his action removed and hot-glued onto Jack Bauer, and then Mr. Bauer was blended into a protein shake, it would be called “The Neon Tangoâ€? and… it would be Delicious!!! Pixelated Warrior, Defender of the Bytes! Launch your cybership into battle against the forces of...
Tags: Apple Macintosh, Enemy, Freeverse, Construction
Software downloads 2008-02-07
I AM BACK!
Just thought I'd let you all know. So let the information warfare start.Information warfare:Shall we begin with truth, half-truths, or lies? Will hallucination and/or drug induced euphorical dissertations be included in the definition of 'information'? Will 'spin' be required for purposes of blinding the masses?:Dedit to clarify?DARPA has...
Tags: missile, http://techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=102&threadI, Dr StrangeLove, information warfare
Discussion threads 2008-01-18
Friday Yuk -- New Element Discoverd
Ok, its thursday here, but if I don't do it now the aussies or germans will beat me to it. that better?A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science, tentatively named administratium. Administratium has 1 neutron 12 assistant neutrons, 75...
Tags: Administratium
Discussion threads 2008-01-31
4 mega trends making your life harder
Sources?Please provide the sources you used to support the statements that you have made.Comes a timeWhen you lick your own finger and hold it to the air.Try it.180 Votes - 3 comments at this pointMost people would relocate to another country. I'm not even going to start the debt cycle...
Tags: Recruitment & Selection, Look Here, mega trend
Discussion threads 2008-08-23
How many "degrees of Kevin Bacon" are you?
I heard the title's mental exercise referenced on a radio show yesterday, so I thought I'd bring it up. As you'll see I'm pretty hard to beat at this game.If not familiar, scroogle up "seven degrees of Kevin Bacon," you'll find a lot.Basically the theory goes everyone can get themselves...
Tags: Kevin Bacon
Discussion threads 2009-07-30
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